Before anyone gets "Wise" *...

And no.
Before you ask; I have NO IDEA how many licks it takes to get to the center of a
Tootsie-Roll Tootsie-Pop.
I crunch them also.
(But then, I prefer regular Tootsie-Rolls over the pops any day.)

It looks like the world MAY never know.


*however, I would be willing to sign up for a spokes-owl position to the company, or the Potato-chip giant should this blog "take off" in the future.

Call me.






(EDIT: It seems my wife had NO idea what the heck I was talking about here, and so I had to pull up a YouTube clip of the old 1980's commercial spot. Here it is for any of you out there who also blanked on it.)